Like a Moose on a Wire

Now, you're asking yourself, "Hey, how did that moose get up there?" Was it some kind of stupid, drunken moose bet? Is it one of those life-sized joke moose you can buy at the It store? Is it protesting the clearcutting of power poles? Has it been watching Mel Gibson movies? Perhaps it's not a moose at all, maybe it's a caribou, which would explain everything because, you know what they're like. Well, it is a live moose, caught by its antlers in wire, fifty feet up a power pole in Alaska. Read this to find out how.